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“Only their hairdressers know for sure”

Take Notice John Chisholm

click on below to view court case

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Take notice M.P.D. Dean Newport and A.D.A.Megan Williamson

The following is according to a confidential informant from craigslist:

Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser, Universal Allah (Yeah that’s his real name) was involved in the Stradivarius violin caper.

Universal Allah was arrested along with Salah Jones for the tasering of master violinists Frank Almond and the theft of the Lipinski Stradivarius violin.

Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser purchased the taser used in the violin heist last summer from a company in Texas.

Universal Allah bought the taser online, an ILLEGAL straw purchase for the guy that actually stole the Stradivarius violin.

The MPD searched Universal’s residence and found information regarding the taser purchase.

MPD further found premium Marijuana, scales and more. Universal Allah,  Mayor Barrett’s barber, then confessed all he knew, and that subsequent information led to the arrest of another individual and the recovery of the violin.

Apparently, Mayor Tom Barrett’s hairdresser is also a high volume drug dealer.

Gee , I wonder if that is why Mayor Barrett’s barber is out on only a $500.00 bond?

Let’s see if we understand this correctly:

Allah is involved in a 5 million dollar theft 

the vicious taser attack against master Violinist Frank Almond,

known volume drug dealer,

Straw purchaser of a weapon that was used in a crime,

and responsible for consuming hundreds of hours of law enforcement time and he only gets a $500 dollar bond?

 WTF is going on ?

Remember, truth is always stranger than fiction !